6 things you never want to hear your pastor say…
Published August 25th, 2008 on The bob.blog feed!6. "And because it illustrates my point so well, just one more story about my kids..."5. "For the last time, the money was just *resting* in my account!"
4. "If you'll open your Bibles to the book of Lamentations..."
3. "I saw the most amazing thing at this conference last month and I've been thinking..."
2. "Now, point 18, and don't worry- I only have a few more..."
1. "Hi... it's Pastor. I know it's late, but... I need someone to come bail me out."